great piece. and not even satire ... :-)
How to shoot not just yourself but all your friends and relatives in the foot - with just one shot
Step-by-step instructions written by Chuck Shumer, the successful author of "How I sold my father, my mother and my firstborn to the devil and made it look like I had to"
Jon Stewart "Can't Fking Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | Th...**
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eFI6MwlLJ08