john oliver's show about the corona virus is really great. lots of quotable things in it:
you are unlikely to get the corona virus if you regularly gargle bleach. because, you know what they say: being dead is already the best medicine.
or this one:
and at this point you may be wondering: how scared should you be? and the answer ist probably: a bit!
https://youtu.be/c09m5f7Gnic