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Image of a Revolution smart toaster, with Software Update message on the screen

2026-04-07 17:32:17

BeyondMachines :verified: via :hal_9000:

beyondmachines1@infosec.exchange

But, why?

2026-04-07 17:35:50

Johannes

JohannesStarke@norden.social

@beyondmachines1 If they would at least have a built-in camera as well … then you could burn your duckface-selfie into your morning-toast … 🤔

2026-04-07 17:43:23

apfeiffer42

apfeiffer42@mastodon.social

@beyondmachines1 updating the pics to burn … only Jesus was not considered enough any more. Rumors have it there will now be the pics of the whole clique in the WH.

2026-04-07 17:51:47

OchMensch

OchMensch@norden.social

@beyondmachines1

The change log will be displayed on the next toast.

2026-04-07 18:00:47

SCRUMschau

scrumschau@mastodon.social

@beyondmachines1

iOS new user interface will be installed.

2026-04-07 19:36:49

Camille 🐁

amj@mastodon.xyz

@beyondmachines1 🎤

2026-04-07 20:19:00

Madame J

jtux26@piaille.fr

@beyondmachines1
Je dirai même plus "But what!"

2026-04-07 21:22:49

Fabimaru

Fabimaru@framapiaf.org

@beyondmachines1 I though it was AI-generated, but this horror actually exists!

2026-04-07 21:27:37

Tanguy ⧓ Herrmann

dolanor@hachyderm.io

@beyondmachines1 to get toast.

2026-04-07 21:34:09

Péhä

peha@framapiaf.org

@beyondmachines1 do people really have toaster with a screen? I mean, why?

2026-04-07 21:50:23

mar01

mar01@mstdn.social

@beyondmachines1
But...why would you buy it??

😲

2026-04-07 22:36:37

Ju-NG

narju@piaille.fr

@beyondmachines1 to fix the bugs that wouldn't be there if there was no firmware. And the security issues that are present because it's connected, and it is connected to allow firmware upgrade.