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2023-01-30 05:00:13
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Scott M. Stolz
scott@loves.tech
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Wed, 25 Jan 2023 11:05:10 +0100
this is no longer a robbery
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Bill Statler
Back at the window the teller notices his name on the withdrawal slip doesn't match the name on the account so she asks for his ID. He once again tells her all the relevant info is on the folded note but also gives her his ID and says it's his dad's account. She tells him he will need a check from his dad to get cash. He grabs the note and leaves. Two new robbery notifications hit our emails, both branches within a mile. It's our guy. Security department is notified as are local police and the FBI. The FBI comes over believing that these poor tellers had been robbed for the 3rd time in a month and take her statement. She is completely embarrassed telling them how everything went down and he kept signaling to the note and telling her to read it but she was Just done. To which this FBI agent of 40 years who has been to the scene of many bank robberies (several at this branch i recent weeks) says: Ok. Let me see f I got this right, he came in fully intending to rob you. He gave you the note and you Just..refused to read it? So he left and went o the bank literally across the street, handed them the exact same note, and they Just handed him five grand? Do I have that correct?” Her: I am so embarrassed FBI: this is best thing | have ever heard. He even handed you his ID! Holy- Her: I feel so dumb! FBI: don't! This s the best thing I have ever heard. This is going to be in training courses. (He sat there giddy for at least 5 more minutes)
theprofessional-amateur: I worked as a bank teller for several years and a few things you should know, bank robberies happen far more frequently than you might think and they come in waves. When a bank gets robbed a notification with photos goes to all banks in the area to be on the lookout. And there are two kinds of robbery, the pass the note and the takeover (what you see in movies). So our branch had had a big takeover robbery as well as a note one. We also had a teller that had transferred to our branch after having been through a robbery. She was sweet as apple pie, hair up to the ceiling, southern lady who had just been through multiple robberies. A guy comes in and hands her a folded note. Her immediate thought was “this guy needs to learn you don’t hand bank tellers notes. | am just not going to read that” So how the conversation goes: Her: how can I help you today? Him: I'm here to get money Her: great *hands him a withdrawal slip Him: all the information is on the paper Her: to process the transaction I need you to put it on my piece of paper SO HE FILLS OUT A WITHDRAWAL SLIP. Meanwhile another coworker is looking at her latest robbery notification email thinking the guy at the window looks a lot like him but the teller is calm and seems to be following standard transaction.
juicedoesthings: Remember if you're out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery juicedoesthings: screenshotted tags from alonelybeemakingart #This is obviously a joke but #a coworker of my father kinda did this #(unintentionally) #And it worked You can not just say this without dropping the whole story alonelybeemakingart: Ok so, My dads coworker is at the front and this man comes Up and hands him a document. The coworker took a Look at the document and while he couldn't read the things written by Hand, because he wasn't wearing his glases, he did notice the Logo of a different Bank so he's like: "Oh, sorry sir you can't do that here! You have to go to the other Bank for this :)" The man, visibly confused leaves, but dosen't take the document with him. The coworker, now just as confused as the Guy actually Takes Out his glases and reads the hand written part: This is a robbery gay-jesus-probably: Can you imagine trying to rob a god damn bank and the teller just cheerfully tells you to go rob the competition instead
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2023-01-30 05:44:20
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Bill Statler
billstatler@forum.statler.ws
Strange that the photo order got reversed from the original post. (Well, they're reversed for me in Streams -- I don't know how everyone else is seeing it.)
I found the original, or at least a re-blog of the original:
https://andarthas-web.tumblr.com/post/699449174490513408
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Scott M. Stolz
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2023-01-30 10:00:49
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Jupiter Rowland
jupiter_rowland@hub.netzgemeinde.eu
#
Mastodon
always puts text first, pictures second. And when you see a toot in #
Hubzilla
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Streams
, you see pictures first, text second.
So it seems kind of logical that the order of pictures is being reversed, too. If this is generally the case, it should be filed as a bug.
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2023-01-30 11:30:00
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Mike Macgirvin
mike@macgirvin.com
Nah, actually I can't explain why it's reversed. I had a quick look. Nothing obvious but in theory Activity::encode_attachments() is the culprit. But even reversing the array that function produces didn't fix the bug. I'll investigate further in the AM. The head is about finished for the evening.
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2023-01-30 19:35:41
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Mike Macgirvin
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Should be sorted.
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Bill Statler
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2023-01-31 01:03:34
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Jupiter Rowland
jupiter_rowland@hub.netzgemeinde.eu
I was just about to suggest reversing the text, replacing all characters with upside-down variants, using ImageMagick to rotate the pictures by 180° and telling people to turn their displays around.
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Bill Statler
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