first they came for the immigrants, but i didn't care, because those people cause a lot of problems and they're unclean and strange
then they came for the homeless, but i didn't care, because i like my cities clean and they could just get a job, really what's so hard about that
then they came for the pregnant, but i didn't care, because men like me can always get their girlfriends an abortion if needed
then they came for the trans people, but i didn't care, because frankly they're sort of weird and just a fad and we're just indulging them and their wacko doctors
then they came for the permanently disabled, but i didn't care, because i was in good health and they should just stay at home or eat healthier
then they came for the journalists, and i wrote an op-ed titled “first they came for the journalists”
— liberal journalists
